The Internet has fragmented our lives. This is not unusual. Each group has fixed consumption content. The algorithm will not recommend 200 yuan TV to white-collar workers. Young people cannot access the talents sought after by millions of aunts. Similarly, most people cannot "find" the traces of primary school students on the Internet, and even only leave the stereotype that they are "anti-addiction" Gank. If you have a special opportunity, you will find that the online life of primary school students may be far from what you imagined.
How to say this?
A few days ago, I wandered into a post and discovered a mysterious force in the comment area.
Most of them are around 12 years old. They make good use of emojis, speak and act very uniformly, and leave hundreds of very similar but slightly different messages.
I took a closer look, and it turned out that they were squatting as best friends, with many content elements: "never break up with each other", "exclusive video", "girlfriend", "you cry, I make you laugh, I accompany you to make trouble".
Family members, I mistakenly entered the tide zone. . .
Generally speaking, the number of likes on a blog post far exceeds the number of comments, but the number of comments on this type of blog post is dozens or hundreds of times more than the number of likes, making the whole thing even more magical.
And with these obscure words and their actions that can be called performance art, the Internet seniors decided to brave the trendy area and investigate for themselves.
Although primary school students are faced with the dilemma of having their mobile phones confiscated by their parents and being restricted from surfing the Internet, they all fail to make hot memes. Some people wrote "The Lonely Brave Man" into their compositions, and some danced to "Iron Mountain Reliance" on CCTV footage↓↓
Similarly, carefully managing one's own cool and dark persona on the Internet is also an important elective course in fashion studies for primary school students.
To get to know a person, start by knowing his name. This rule also applies to the Internet. The first lesson for elementary school students to learn about the Internet is to give yourself a good name so that the other person can remember you ↓↓
If you don't have a good idea for a while, it doesn't matter. Some primary school students have already realized this and launched a practical series of tweets called "Format for Naming Internet Names for Big Bosses".
After you have a name, you also need to have a whole set of network relationships, commonly known as "local relationships."
For this reason, primary school students are actively looking for their sisters, brothers, brothers, masters and apprentices, and even young masters and young ladies on the Internet.
Among them, the most anticipated relationship among primary school students is "best friend". Once you find a best friend, it will be a major event in life. The sense of ritual must be full, each other's best friend's profile picture must be exchanged, the ID must be added (already a best friend), and the homepage must post a short video official announcement.
However, relationships always come and go. After a primary school student solemnly announced that she was a best friend, she updated a new blog post in less than 7 days, "Who is the best friend? The previous one broke up with me, byebye."
The unique language system is also a major trend in primary school students. It focuses on "Americans can't decipher it even if they intercept it."
Don’t believe it?
A blogger accidentally discovered his brother's magical chat history and posted it online. The content was about two children who had just met and made friends. Please translate ↓↓
If the above question does not trouble you, then please translate this conversation: Is there anyone who can cdx with me, pawrdgn, I am xs, if not, eve is fine, I will give it to bz.
In fact, the first question is about abbreviations, BZ= remarks, XS= student, and the second question is a sublimated version of the abbreviation, CDX= object, PAWRDGN= preference and gentleness are given to you, EVE= only.
Some netizens summarized some slang words of high-level primary school students.
The trendy language system for primary school students is not only composed of abbreviations, but also connected sounds and homophonic numbers↓↓
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, even primary school students are no exception.
In order to resolve complex relationships and unavoidable conflicts, many "fashionable" primary school students will also choose to establish a "family". Adding the name of the family to their nickname or signature file is a privilege and dignity for family members, and can also serve as a protective umbrella when encountering someone who is looking for trouble.
Don't ask, just ask with sincerity! Even though he is far away, he will be killed! All evil will be brought to justice!
Because this project is too fashionable, even some elementary school students may not understand the family until they are approached by a certain family and the military kings.
In the distant 2010s, the "black world" culture was prevalent in primary school students. The so-called "black world" is actually an organization, an adult world imagined by the post-00s generation composed of countless small organizations.
Clan members of prosperous families in the "Black World" can crowd into hundreds of QQ groups. Clan wars between families happen every day. Clan wars, simply put, are QQ discussion groups. Representatives from all parties join the group to type and criticize each other. The one who types faster wins. Sometimes, if the quarrel becomes anxious, the Zaun mode will be turned on directly.
After the "Black World" was banned in the past few years, some of them transformed into existences such as "Internet Circles" and "Families".
The founders of these "Internet Circle" families are now also noteworthy. The number of members of "famous families" can reach tens of thousands. The patriarch (generally claiming to be the founder) has more than 10,000 fans on social media, and a tweet has tens of thousands of comments, which is more powerful than many Xiaohongshu bloggers.
The way they show off the prosperity of their clan is also much more civilized. They have shifted from scolding and fighting to creating topic words, collectively pumping people up to attract popularity, and the prosperity of the family is demonstrated by the magnitude of the popularity of the topic words.
When the above-mentioned family leader’s topic exceeded 100 million, he posted a commemorative blog post, “The first family leader in the xhs Internet circle whose topic exceeded 100 million—XXX.”
Notice that first the founder of the family came to commemorate the topic of breaking 100 million, then the family members came to express their thoughts on breaking 100 million, and finally the divisions within the family strongly implanted and recruited people, and the operation was smooth and smooth.
"Adult World" is really understood by primary school students↓↓
However, the only thing that is confusing is that the founder who was still commemorating the family's reputation a few days ago posted a video saying "I will no longer protect a family that is against me" within a few days? !
In the world of primary school students, do things change so quickly?
There are adults who mistakenly enter the crowd of primary school students. Looking at these childish words and tossing, they can't help but want to laugh at them. Why do they start falling in love in the second grade, feel indifferent, lost, sad and silent?
In fact, there is nothing to laugh at. You don’t think that your generation has never experienced this, right?
Although social platforms were not so popular when we were young, it was still popular to go to QQ space to trample each other. There was no "underworld", but there were also legends about the love-burial family circulating in the world, and there were also photos of killers with colorful hair. Do you know more or less about these?
Taking a step back, are you familiar with Martian literature? Which generation has not developed some "literary art"?
The workbook has a Ferris wheel in the night printed on the cover, and it says, "Like is a light love, love is a deep liking." It didn't say anything, but you were poked in the elementary school.
So, everyone is similar. Sometimes I even think that this may be a necessary step in the growth of human beings. It is a child's curiosity and exploration of the "adult world", and it is also the beginning of the search for self and the beginning of the emotional need for attention.
Today's primary school students will even experience adults' weddings in QQ group chats, only to be interrupted by their fathers randomly checking their homework. . . ↓↓
What the Internet has brought to this group of primary school students has never been just "non-mainstream". Some children post their preview notes and publish their final exam scores on it.
There is even a special term "xuebo" among primary school students. At first, Shichao thought it was some kind of abbreviation, but later he found out that it meant "learning blogger".
Good guy, elementary school students are already editing videos to become bloggers. This is too complicated. . .
In fact, there are many primary school bloggers on other social platforms. @ conservative car fan Liu is one of them. Under the supervision of his parents, he opened an account on Station B to explain his understanding of cars and tell netizens the differences between BMW, Mercedes-Benz and Rolls-Royce engines.
Of course, opinions are constantly improving in the process of seeking truth. As a child, Mr. Liu has limited age and experience, so many things are not necessarily correct. There are also big guys in the comment area who help him catch bugs and have friendly exchanges.
For him, opening this account is not only a platform for him to show his love and exercise himself, but also an Internet "learning corner" for knowledge exchange and constant pursuit of truth.
Some of his car graffiti from “when he was a kid”
For most people, as long as their parents guide them correctly and patiently, they will naturally understand when they get older that copying, pasting, and harsh words cannot prove that they are a drag brother or sister.
The day they can understand this, I hope they won’t be quietly knocked on the door by dead, high-definition memories~
After all, by that time, it will be awkward at this time, no matter how deep the love for "non-mainstream" was. . .